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« on: 27 January 2011, 09:52:47 »
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Just stumbled over this email conversation (the author instigates those on purpose for a hobby, there are plenty more here. Some people have too much time on their hand it seems, but it sure is funny:

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Original ad:
I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary.


From me to ********@*********.org:

Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?

Miguel


From John ******* to Me:

haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.


From Me to John *******:

Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! You want, yes?


From John ******* to Me:

No! No want!

I want THIS




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That is called a DISHWASHER. I don't want a porto rican who washes dishes!


From Me to John *******:

Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers - no work ethic. I Mexican - very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!

Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.

Miguel


From John ******* to Me:

NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you?


From Me to John *******:

No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!

Miguel


From John ******* to Me:

dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater.

NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACIÓN DEL LAVAPLATOS.

you comprende?


From Me to John *******:

que?


From John ******* to Me:

oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother

fuck this



BTW, nice smiley, snatched it.

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« Reply #1 on: 27 January 2011, 12:46:03 »
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