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« Reply #140 on: 1 May 2010, 04:53:03 »
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Usain Bolt Breaks 100m World Record and Hitler Reacts


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Too bad these Hitler parodies are going down because the maker of the original film, Constantin Films, has requested they be removed due to "copyright" despite that parodies are not a violation of copyright laws.
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« Reply #141 on: 6 June 2010, 13:48:36 »
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FERDINAND GT3 RS - The World`s slowest Porsche
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« Reply #142 on: 1 July 2010, 07:37:40 »
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Here what happens if you allow animals into TV live, this in an Isreli morning show Smiley

A dog puppy live in TV!


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« Reply #143 on: 7 September 2010, 06:16:02 »
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Wathed this in other forum...how to test war helmets  hihi / advertisement: there is some publicity (short trailer) before you can wath it)

http://www.elrellano.com/videos_online/1023/soldado-vs-cabra.html
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« Reply #144 on: 7 September 2010, 14:09:52 »
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I remember times when I would have been glad to break the boredom during my deployments.
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« Reply #145 on: 6 October 2010, 17:59:07 »
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Family Feud - Hilarious Fast Money


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« Reply #146 on: 7 October 2010, 20:42:19 »
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Cebu Pacific FAs dancing
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« Reply #147 on: 7 October 2010, 21:12:33 »
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Code:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36M_zHply4k#

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cdej2n6unA#



Hmmmm....

Can you maybe let us mere mortals know what is so funny about those? They do not seem to be self-explaining to me....?

I went throuhg the whole thing seriously and  not unexpectedly got confirmation that US Americans seem to have a problem with the word "penis" or anyting faintly close  Brede lach, but why is that funny?

Please enlighten,

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« Reply #148 on: 7 October 2010, 21:29:55 »
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This is actually a serious thingy:

Nobody ever seems to follow the safety instructions. According to studies SLF (Self Loading Freight, that is how pilots call you, the pax) seem to be obsessed with the thought that if something goes wrong they are going to be dead anyway, and 95% of them do not pay attention to the safety instructions, which is actually a bad idea:

92% of airline accidents happen on the ground, of those again 70% present a scenario where pax are in danger of losing thier life through fire, and again of those, 72% are survivable.

The classic is the aborted TO or the crash landing where you have a high chance to survive IF you know what you are doing (and the numbers are tenfold compared to fatal crashes: About 15k pax are facing an evacuation through an onboard fire every year as compared to just 20+ hull losses with an average of 2k souls lost yearly).

The airlines, pressured by insurance companies, have since long (erm, since about 2 years) started to find ways to attract attention of the SLF to the security advice they offer, there are very many more versions this is done nowadays, something like the thingy in this video (you gotta see the Chinese!) is not uncommon, others resort to rapping FAs, e.g.:

Flight Attendant Makes Rap to Airline Rules


or try to attract attention otherways:

World's coolest flight attendant Video


Hilarious Westjet Flight Attendant


My serious advice:

DONT
- wear sneakers on a flight
- wear pantyhose on aflight (imagine yourself runninng through a minor fire with the pantyhose melting into your skin!)
- wear anything of synthetic fibres on a flight

INSTEAD DO
- wear cotton or other fire resistant stuff
- make sure you have good footwear for when you have to evacuate

Chances you will need this advice are much higher thatn those of a crash.

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« Reply #149 on: 7 October 2010, 23:59:02 »
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Its not that we have trouble with the subject, it was the announcers (a comedian) reaction to the women using the word in a game 'Family Feud' known to be watched by families. He was milking it for all the laughs he could get, but if you didnt catch the satire, it would fall flat, as it did for you.
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« Reply #150 on: 8 October 2010, 09:58:30 »
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Its not that we have trouble with the subject, it was the announcers (a comedian) reaction to the women using the word in a game 'Family Feud' known to be watched by families. He was milking it for all the laughs he could get, but if you didnt catch the satire, it would fall flat, as it did for you.


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« Reply #151 on: 9 October 2010, 02:57:42 »
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Its not that we have trouble with the subject, it was the announcers (a comedian) reaction to the women using the word in a game 'Family Feud' known to be watched by families. He was milking it for all the laughs he could get, but if you didnt catch the satire, it would fall flat, as it did for you.



I had not even noticed this was meant to be a comedy (sorry, really, sometimes I am just dumb...-  hdbng), today all "serious" stuff looks like it alike, thanks for getting me up to speed (I promise, Spanish speaking granted, you wont want to see any of *our* comedies then, you might suffer heart stroke as for our political incorrectness).

This said, I still do not find it easy to see the satire around the word "penis" (but then, living in Spain - and it only applies here! Southern America or even Caifornia will just get you stabbed! - , I am used to hear "conyo" (cunt), "toma por culo" (take it up your rear), "joder!" (fuck) every five minutes when just talking about a coffee and a brandy (because all those rhyme), so, taking it as just a background noise and never offensively maybe I am hardened too much to this kind of input to see the fun.

What I find funny is when (and this is comedy also, JFTR, but probably unwanted) our prominents start to exhibit their capacities in speaking English (while 50% of the EU citizens speak English, in Spain we just hit 27%, and this only below the age of 45; above 35 years old, only 5% of Spanish speak English: http://www.meneame.net/story/solo-27-espanoles-habla-ingles), we are not really friendly with neither our national heroes (Raul is!) nor our presidents or politicians in this respect:

Here Raul explaining to the planet why he loves Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo, the Stadium "Santiago Bernabeu", etc....

El Intermedio: Raúl nos enseña inglés (External Embedding Disabled)

Okay, you got me....  champ that was the manipulated one.... Looked real, no?  Grijns

Better have a look at the original, not manipulated...! (personally, I cannot decide which of the two shows our national hero in better light, I love them both soooooo much; you have to search a long time for someone represnting his and his nations faults so with ease, this I mean serious).

Raul, "espikin inglis", in the announcement to support the Spanish quest for the 2016 Olympics:

Raúl espikin inglis


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« Reply #152 on: 9 October 2010, 12:44:41 »
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humour is a personal thing that depends on your own character, life experiences and the society you live in

ofcourse we're all used to dirty talk and certain words being used daily but when that woman seriously thinks for seconds and then comes up, with a straight face, with 'penis'...well that was funny and ofcourse the showhost takes it further and uses it to the maximum... he's supposed to do that...

mostly I love the guys who can be the funniest with a straight face, where only at the end you realise they're telling a joke...

and there are plenty of humourus things around not ment to be serious... In Belgium we have a programm every evening where they interview the man on the street... (the program now also has a Dutch variant)...there are so funny parts in it where people are being serious...It's hard to show you videos about it since it's in Flemish...and sometimes in a kind of Flemish I can hardly understand...

Man Bijt Hond - Eugène beste chauffeur van heel Liedekerke

one of THE videos of the program

and politicians are also Jokers.... at this moment in Belgium where we have no new government since the elections of June 13 2010... so when a politician now come on TV, well....they all look and talk funny....

or what did you think on the currently prime minister who's asked to sing the Belgian anthem and very serious goes for the Marseillaise

Leterme zingt Marseillaise ipv Brabançonne


thirst he doesn't know why the national holiday falls on July 21st and then he sings the Marseillaise...  hdbng
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« Reply #153 on: 21 October 2010, 20:03:25 »
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not funny but certainly enjoyable  Tong

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« Reply #154 on: 22 October 2010, 00:21:56 »
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How do you say "butt problem" scientifically correct?  hihi

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« Reply #155 on: 22 October 2010, 01:57:09 »
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I dont know what vid you were watching, butt, I didnt see any Butt Problems...
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« Reply #156 on: 22 October 2010, 15:31:52 »
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I dont know what vid you were watching, butt, I didnt see any Butt Problems...

was referring to the poster, not the vid itself (and less so to the ladies presented there)  waa

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I dont know what vid you were watching, butt, I didnt see any Butt Problems...

was referring to the poster, not the vid itself (and less so to the ladies presented there)  waa

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it's like people (the wife) telling me I've got a booze problem...

I always reply: 'got 6 kinds of whiskey in the house, 3 kinds of beer, Martini, port and more..... so NO, I have no booze problem  hihi '
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« Reply #158 on: 22 October 2010, 18:21:03 »
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Like my Uncle Donnie used to say, "we got room in the fridge for the beer, just throw that food away!"
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« Reply #159 on: 22 October 2010, 18:26:00 »
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Like my Uncle Donnie used to say, "we got room in the fridge for the beer, just throw that food away!"


over here they compare food with sandwiches... 1 beer equals 1 sandwich  hihi .... strong beers 2 or more sandwiches  Brede lach
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