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« on: 28 December 2009, 10:12:59 »
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Foud that good one on IMF, authr unknown:

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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were
clear; no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the
windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.

The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The driver, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker
on the windshield."

The general said, "Drive on!"

The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have
orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on."

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new
at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"


ROFL! I try and imagine the face of the General hearing this... Smiley

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« Reply #1 on: 28 December 2009, 15:25:09 »
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What a moron, any soldier worth his salt knows you shoot the General, not the enlisted man.
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