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Author Topic: Arrrggghhh! Cannot let that one pass... :)  (Read 5842 times)
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« on: 9 December 2009, 22:31:23 »
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Politically incorrect, but funny:

Q: How do you stop an Albanian tank?























A: Shoot the soldier that is pushing it....


 hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi hihi

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« Reply #1 on: 10 December 2009, 08:21:15 »
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Sarcastic bastard....LOL, but I love it.
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« Reply #2 on: 10 December 2009, 18:18:15 »
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« Reply #3 on: 11 December 2009, 21:51:21 »
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 Grijns   LOL.
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« Reply #4 on: 28 December 2009, 07:05:07 »
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Christmas joke (only understable for Spanish talkers, sorry)

Man goes back in the farm looking for a duck for oven

He says: Which little duck is going to be cooked toniiiiiite?

One duck says "cuac, cuac" (sounds like "cual, cual" (which, which))

Farmer says: You then, for stupid and big mouth.

End of joke and little duck´s life.  Gemeen
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« Reply #5 on: 28 December 2009, 08:53:43 »
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Smiley I like that one:



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« Reply #6 on: 28 December 2009, 16:48:59 »
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Another way of saying:  'kiss my ass'

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« Reply #7 on: 30 December 2009, 19:42:09 »
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This one is good as well.....
How many gears do Italian tanks have?

1 forward and 20 backwards.
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« Reply #8 on: 30 December 2009, 19:57:15 »
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Henk, my father told me this one, it is a WWII thingy (but he told it with "12", probably to make ti the counter of the German tanks over in Africa which had 12 forward and one reverse gear), he also told me that the Italians had a "standard" issued (i.e. handed out with the uniform as part of it) white handkerchief, for just in case... Smiley

In the end, though with Mussolini being partners of Hitler from ´33, they managed to end up on the "Winners" side of WWII, many  alesson learned there, but probably by the wrong ppl...

Nice to have been reminded of that joke, good one, Henk!  urock

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« Reply #9 on: 30 December 2009, 20:00:04 »
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LOl yes I know, its what the guy in England told me as well.
This guy( died 4 years ago) fought in the desert in 42.
Speaking of jokes, do you still have the commercial from the German coastguard??? Knipoog
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« Reply #10 on: 30 December 2009, 20:04:15 »
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LOl yes I know, its what the guy in England told me as well.
This guy( died 4 years ago) fought in the desert in 42.
Speaking of jokes, do you still have the commercial from the German coastguard??? Knipoog


I am sure it is here on WaT, probably the "funny vids" section or in the "dont Flinch! " section, try search "coastguard" and look for a "German" spelling i the results...

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« Reply #11 on: 30 December 2009, 20:06:17 »
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found it: In the DOnt FLinch section: http://www.warandtactics.com/smf/the-lounge-get-a-beer-go-off-topic/challenge-dont-flinch-contest/msg2641/#msg2641

Hope that helps,

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« Reply #12 on: 30 December 2009, 21:36:08 »
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ah great Smiley
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